The Worst(Best?) Viper owner in the world. 

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06/06/2016 at 15:44 • Filed to: None

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Idk why people do this shit. I can’t load videos but the viper on the engine spins around. I think he was not being sarcastic


DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! GasolineLollipop191 > jjhats
06/06/2016 at 15:49

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They enjoy their Viper that’s why. Why do you feel the need to poo poo on them?


Kinja'd!!! -this space for rent- > jjhats
06/06/2016 at 15:53

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This guy probably worked hard to afford such an extravagance. So yeah, F him and his pride!


Kinja'd!!! jjhats > GasolineLollipop191
06/06/2016 at 15:53

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he posed for a photo in army camo with an AK and wrote do you feel lucky punk.


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > jjhats
06/06/2016 at 15:54

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Ugh... car show people. I’m always so excited to go to shows, and usually disgusted by the time I leave.


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > jjhats
06/06/2016 at 15:54

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I see this all the time. #thingswhitepeoplelike


Kinja'd!!! jjhats > -this space for rent-
06/06/2016 at 15:55

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theres a big difference between showing off your car and making it look like a display at chuckie cheese


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > jjhats
06/06/2016 at 15:55

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omg viper

guys

its a viper


Kinja'd!!! jjhats > TheHondaBro
06/06/2016 at 15:56

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don't get too close he might bite you


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > jjhats
06/06/2016 at 15:59

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Viper guys are like Corvette guys turned up to 11, with the added annoyingness (is that even a word?) that comes with the Viper’s perception as an ‘exotic’.

I like when people have a model of their car on the engine, that's cute. But that's all you need. Dude looks like a clown.


Kinja'd!!! jjhats > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
06/06/2016 at 16:06

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it was so much weirder in person. he had a print out in the windshield with car facts and shit. plus the carpets in front of the car and so many other trinkets. I love vipers but if you buy one please don’t do this


Kinja'd!!! GasolineLollipop191 > jjhats
06/06/2016 at 16:15

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People are weird. Car people are weird too. Live and let live. Unless they are left lane bandits or texting and driving then they deserve a special place in hell.


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
06/06/2016 at 16:25

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“Oh look another base model C5", what a car show. I saw at least 15-20 at a recent show, and not a single C5 Z06.


Kinja'd!!! Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
06/06/2016 at 16:28

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Viper? Exotic?

Badass, sure... but exotic?


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > jjhats
06/06/2016 at 16:34

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At least he didn’t have one of these.

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Kinja'd!!! Sneaky Pete > jjhats
06/06/2016 at 16:37

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I own a Viper. I’ve been around several dozen other Viper owners over the last couple years. I’ve literally seen zero like this. Vettes, I’ve seen lots. Mustangs, I’ve seen lots.

I think this guy is an anomaly. Or a former Vette guy that decided if you can’t beat em, join em, but still has his Vette windbreaker tendencies.


Kinja'd!!! Sneaky Pete > Sneaky Pete
06/06/2016 at 16:43

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None of that silly business here.


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > jjhats
06/06/2016 at 17:00

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Some people like to go all out on their displays. Some enjoy modding their car and carving canyons some enjoy shining them and taking them to car shows. I don't fully understand it but then again I don't fully understand a majority of the niches of car cultures. I know it's not my style but hey, to each their own.


Kinja'd!!! Sneaky Pete > vondon302
06/06/2016 at 17:20

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I saw a car this weekend that had a plush dog posed as if it were pissing on the wheel of the owner’s car.


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
06/06/2016 at 19:05

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Some people see it as one. Like you see Corvettes every day, but when you see a a Viper it is still a little bit special, even though it's basically just a Vette.


Kinja'd!!! Peptide > jjhats
06/06/2016 at 19:50

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I see this across all brands and models; it’s nothing I would do but I don’t understand goofing on him. There are much more garish displays than this in parking lots across the country every weekend...


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > jjhats
06/06/2016 at 21:37

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about as weird as these creepy fucking things

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Kinja'd!!! Autojunkie > Peptide
06/07/2016 at 15:40

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Didn’t this exact discussion come up on Saturday at FCA Cars and Coffee? (haha)